The Green Fairy
![[Headshot of The Green Fairy]](green-fairy.jpg)
Model
- Age: 278
- Star sign: Ophiuchus
- Bra size: 34 C
- Profession: Fairy
- Ambitions: Become President of a medium-sized country
- Hobbies: Fluttering, poking men with a stick
- Favourite fruit or berry: Strawberries
- Personal quote:“Kiss my shiny green ass!”
- Pet peeve: Acid rain
- Favourite sexual position: On top of a toadstool
- Turn-ons: Absinth, wormwood, magic mushrooms and sweet berries
- Biggest fantasy: Doing Tinkerbell from behind
